
After extensive research and development, a multi million pound budget and exhaustive “road” testing, I can finally announce the availability of the UKs first Automated Pants!…..
BOXERS You have got your Lucky Pants, now buy your Automated pants! Specially designed to aid sitting in a sofa using a remote control π
T-SHIRT Wear the unique AUTOMATED HOME logo with pride! You’re a NERD and proud of it! Let your co-workers know you have 14 miles of CAT5 in your living room and 4 rack-mount switches in your bedroom! π
THONG She thinks you spend way too much time on-line. Let her join in the fun with these marvellous girlie undies π
MUG All automators need a healthy daily intake of caffeine! Enhance the experience by sipping yours from this quality ceramic masterpiece π
MOUSEPAD OK, so your mouse isn’t automated (yet). So reward yourself for all that effort pushing it around by getting a quality Automated Home UK mousemat! π
BASEBALL CAP Get ahead get a hat! Out yourself as a high-tech-home loving geek with this quality baseball cap.

VISIT THE ON-LINE SHOP NOW
Be the first to comment on "Automated Pants"